tried to be sexy and unbutton his shirt with my teeth. ended up slobbering all over it. thank god he was already passed out
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
Had to snap chat three different people to ask who left the bite mark on my thigh. All three said "Wasn't me". Now I can't wear a bathing suit to my mom's pool.
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
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