Tell me I did not drive one hour for whiskey dick.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
Drinking franzia alone at noon watching a cheese themed episode of "The Chew" I'm ready to admit I need a job.
She looked up at the menu and yelled this is my absolute favorite literacy
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
I had sex for the second time today and ate an entire bag of alligator jerky on the way home. These truly are the golden years.
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
The bald guy bought me a shot so I chugged it and then walked out to the middle of the dance floor and told an old woman that might be your moms twin to bend it over...We didn't end on a good note though. Dude she stepped on my vans.
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
I accidentally stubbed my dick
What does that even mean?
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