Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
Four minutes until I can fart!
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
How was my weekend? I just blew my nose and a gram of coke fell out. My weekend was fantastic.
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
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