so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
For a whole 2 minutes you were convinced you were talking to my voicemail
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
Thanks for alerting everyone in our apartment what your one night stand's name is. Could you scream a little louder?
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I'm pretty sure I got a cavity today due to how many times I've puked hungover at work.
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
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This Christmas I would like to thank Jesus for cocaine.
So what's your itinerary for Amsterdam?
Show up, get drunk, get laid, try not to miss my flight home.
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
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