I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
I always see him when I'm wearing my ripped pants. I think its because of the hole in the crotch. My vag sends out supersonic "I'm horny" waves to him. Otherwise the calls are muffled.
I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
he was so drunk he doesn't remember anything. I have to break up with him all over again
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
The only requirement is that his name is Kevin... All other factors don't matter to drunk me. Drunk me likey Kevins.
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
Is it weird that I'm mad at my boss because he isn't paying me enough attention? Maybe my dad issues are worse than I thought
When I woke up today i said I will NOT sleep with her. This morning I did the walk of shame into work wearing the same clothes... How was your Monday?
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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