im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.
ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
hey, here's something you don't have worry about since you're a girl: finding crusty cum in your bellybutton.
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
I can't decide if the sex was so good I couldn't move, or if it was me being loaded on all the morphine that they shot me up with at the ER.
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
Just drove past the dude that came in your sock
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
So apparently I was a completely different person lastnight, one who drinks scotch and makes out with 55 year old men who look like inspector gadget
I see myself subsisting on tequila for the next several days.
I woke up to him crying and pouring pixy stix in my mouth saying they would bring me back to life.
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
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