Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
i havent thrown up in four monthes, im clearly not drinking enough
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
I just want my paycheck, and my friends. And alcohol and tacos. Is that so much to ask?
I was trying to sext but got a notification that my dad and professor both commented on my Facebook photo. Bad timing.
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
Randomize
