Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
I swear if his heart was half the size of the cum stains he's left on my sheets we would have the perfect relationship
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We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
It's my coworker's last day party and I'm the one who ended up shitfaced on the train with half a bottle of belvedere in my bag.
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
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He left my apartment when I broke up with him just as my booty call was walking in. It was a little awkward...
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
Nothing makes me prouder to be liberal and socialist than the idea of desecrating the memory of Ronald Reagan
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
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