i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
Of course it was necessary for me to call the strip club and ask what their shower policy is. Smelled like she was wiping her ass with my eyebrows during that dollar dance.
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
Don't send me nudes asking me to come fuck you on lunch break then send me a video of kids you're babysitting.
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
I put miralax in my rum/coke. Go hard or go home.
Hungover on St. Patrick's Day. I did this backwards.
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
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