I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
Found a dirty envelope on my seat w ur name and $122.50 written on the front. Nothing inside but what looks like dirty pine needles
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
Your friends turned off our power in the basement and when we went to turn it back on I got sprayed in the face with a fire extinguisher. FYI.
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
I let a drunk, gay man in a dragon costume motor-boat me. With his dragon head.
Talk about an dramatic entrance, girl rolled up on a stolen bike and was wearing heels and a dress, through it on the ground and said "you guys want a bike?" Of course i jumped on that shit, any sane person would!
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
I just walked in on Joel doing a buck naked tripod headstand in front of the mirror so he could see the bug bite on his balls
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
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