im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
in the event i get tipsy, my nipples are your responsibility
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I'm not sure which is more depressing, the fact that the hospital is making me put together a living will before surgery, or that all i'll be leaving behind is 25k in student loan debt
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
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she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
wow, being home for Xmas is freaking weird on tinder. I went to high school with everyone I'm matching... The fact that this many jocks like me now is a huge ego boost from my lack of glory days.
...and I'm done. I just matched two boys I used to babysit without realizing it.
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
If my plane goes down do me a favor. Break into my house and get the batman costume and swing out of my bedroom.
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
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