Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
I'm still trying to decide if it's a complement when he said "I'd like to subscribe to your daddy issues".
We ran out of ice cubes so I used ice cream. Everyone thought that was the plan all along. I just went with it.
Take my keys. Load me into the vehicle. Drive. Get food. Come back. These are my demands.
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
The cat be actin like a 2:30 am poop is the time to tell me all about her thoughts and fears in life. No bitch, this is definitely alone time.
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
Can't beat it when the local bar sends you off with a loaf of bread on the way out the door.
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
So technically I made out with my second cousin this weekend... But it's by marriage and I'm adopted, so it's ok.
Gameplan: If the cops show up, find a potted plant to hide behind... It's worked before!
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