playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
Let me begin my 3 part apology by saying that you are a wonderful human being...
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
oh god my hair smells like rotten vegetables, sweat, and tequila. I wanna party with your neighbors every night.
So hungover. Walked into room and poached their catering before realized in wrong place. Scowled and ate it anyway
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
You spent like 10 minutes trying to hit a golf ball that was actually a cigarette butt. And then fell over.
you told the taxi driver your yeast infection was so bad you wanted to F a popsicle
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