i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
If I were a boy, I'd name my penis Reptar.
I'm sitting in the drive through at Mcdonalds right now watching the workers pressure wash the vomit I left from last night.
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
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But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
Thanksgiving. This year's theme: I am thankful that I still have a liver.
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
I have invented a new game to play on campus. It's called "Mormons or Pledges?" It's fantastic.
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When she introduced her friend to me I shook his hand and told him not to leave his ugly vest at my apartment in the morning. He took it off and bought me a shot.
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
He was having this drunk emotional breakdown and I was just trying to cheer him up but instead fell and dumped the whole pickle jar on me
It was cool though because he was fine afterwards and somehow I convinced them I did it on purpose...
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
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