You tired to make Beefaroni in the Mr. Coffee machine.
Mac n' cheese is coming out of my nose. You can't make that feel better
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
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I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
I woke up in a hospital at three in the morning only to realize my pee is now going to be orange. I've grown to realize I've made all the right decisions
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
Just try not to burn your pubes off with sparklers this year.
No promises
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
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Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
I just swallowed confetti and motor-boated some guys beard...#happy2015
What's the blow job-backrub exchange rate these days? I've got some killer stress knots
I just found my phone after looking for it since yesterday afternoon it was in the fridge.
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