i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
You wouldn't stop asking the hibachi cook if his knife was a hattori hanzo
My dinner last night was 3000 calories of beer. Slept kneeling on the floor w/ my head on a couch
There is a mirror in the headboard of the bed that I'm sleeping in so I can immediately question life choices when I wake up.
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like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
We thought we were getting kicked out but then he started tickling the bouncer. Next thing you know the bouncers giving him a piggy back ride to the bar.
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
I forgot if I was chewing my gum or my tongue
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Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
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