the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
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hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
All I vaguely remember from last night is getting up on that nice mahogany table and debating about squirrel's rights
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if a CSI technician examined our hotel room with a black light he'd think we hit the Pulse button a DNA blender without a lid
How the hell does my fucking boss know about the goddamned magician I fucked?!?
I just hip-checked Santa and stole his cab.
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
You know youre getting old when you I.D. the person trying to take you home to be sure they're over 25. Help me.
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
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