i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
He made me stop in the middle of giving him a blowjob so he could go get his glasses. because he "wanted to see". I need to stop dating nerds.
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hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
I'm so hungover. I just keep eating the otter pops I'm trying to use to get rid of my hickies.
We're not piercing ourselves today.
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I just KNEW this was gonna happen. NEVER say "all the free Jameson you can drink" around Tina.
The guy I screamed at across the bar for booing the Bruins ended up buying me shots I had to explain to him there's not a chance in hell I would ever fuck a Canadian! #Bostonstrong
Paige is home safe.
Actually, she's here now, punching me in the face. You should've kept her keys.
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
Is it wrong for me to wish my cat had arms to get me a beer?
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