I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
So Easter dinner for me was at 4:40 this morning where i made Bagel Bites and had a glass of Chardonnay
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
Your dignity remains intact. He, on the other hand, is completely convinced he slept with your cat.
i was way too optimistic last night... got back to my apartment and the porch light was still on, like i'd actually make it all the way home.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
You got cut off after you tried to make the dog funnel moscato.
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
Come over. I've made 2 dinners and so many cocktails. I'm a 50's housewife with no family.
Sometimes at I wake up from a dead sleep at 1am and call the bar just to hear the clink of the glasses and the pouring of the beer on tap in the backround
He gets married Father's Day weekend and I just found out I'm pregnant. What do I do?
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
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