I think I just saw the travelocity gnome in leather chaps.
It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
I want you more than these girls want KFC
i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
Do you hit a new low in life when you have to carry around a puke bag in your purse when you're hungover?
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
Hurricane Harvey ruined my dick appt. WTF?!
I answered the booty call in my Trophy Wife cutoff and my ex-boyfriends sweatpants with a bottle of jager.
and how was that received?
I just started an apology with "so I'm sorry about throwing the Brita at your head last night..."
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