How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
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eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
Left my card at the bar and had a drunk girl climb on the hood of my running car to scream at me.
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
Then he claimed me as his prize for 3rd place in a wing eating contest. Too romantic.
It's days like today, when my bra and underwear match, that make me feel like I'm getting my life together...
This German chick looked me up and down for a while. Then she grabbed my crotch, let go after a few seconds, and said "you vill do". I think I'm gonna like tonight.
you never un-have a 4some
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
She tied me to the bed and did lines off my chest before sex. I’m going to put that on my bucket list just so I can cross it off
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