I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
guy at the corner shop gets out a bottle of tequilla and a pack of malboro light whenever he sees me through the door. makes me feel loved and cared for
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
I actually have to watch Breaking Bad to make me feel better about my choices last night.
Sometimes a girl needs 4 shots of whiskey in her diet coke at 5 in the afternoon and i feel no shame in admitting that girl is me
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
Dude, my vagina feels like new again! I love antibiotics. How's your day?
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
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