I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
He keeps apologizing for not being able to get hard when he's drunk. We havent even left the club yet.
how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
not my fault. i got her to believe he wrote an oasis song. he still managed to find a way to make sure no girl ever gets near his penis.
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He told me to pretend to be a shark, and he would slay me with his harpoon cock.
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
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Dave, I love you but you're barking up the wrong lesbian. You sir are the competition. You don't threesome with competition.
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
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