Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
if i wake u up at 5am tmrw by coming into ur room wearing nothing but my indiana jones hat and purple socks while singing 'courtesy of the red white + blue' will u be pleased or annoyed
keep in mind this isn't open to negotiation, i'm just trying to gauge ur reaction
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
So guy #2, the dancer, is programmed into my phone under the name H.uy. His number- 11 digits. I should have stopped drinking.
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but my underwear and it was on backwards and my entire body is too sore to move...
Im glad someone is finally more of a drunken slut than I am.
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
Michelle asked what I was wearing tonight. I responded with a g-string and plastic wrap. I've gotten no response since.
Idk how much vodka is on these pants but I'm gonna wear them anyway: the biopic
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
He was so traumatized by the It's a small world ride but he immediately pulled out a flask from god-knows-where and got drunk before the ride was over. The ride operator didn't blame him.
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