I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
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Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
They're drinking Schnapps out of Spaghetti-o's cans. Please come pick me up.
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
Exactly. So he deserves crazy "thanks for keeping me out of jail" sex. Or an "I'm glad your excessive cocaine habit had some positive outcomes" blowjob.
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You were sitting in the tub, clothed, squirting my KY all over yourself. You said "it's warm." then passed out.
I just took what could be the most awkward shit in my life, which considering my definition of awkward and my experiences shitting, is pretty fucking awkward.
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I was sitting there doing my business and the guy in the stall next to me banged on the stall and asked me how to spell picnic because he wasn't sure.
Someone younger than me just got married. Send help and vodka
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
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