There's a woman here that looks like a cross between Michael Jackson and Flipper.
He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
That stripper was not happy when I tried putting a dollar in her court mandated ankle bracket/tracking device
she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
It's like the blind leading the senile over here.
UPDATE: shit just got real- grandma is threatening to beat grandpa with a wooden spoon covered in chili.
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
Scientific fact: if he makes a face like a demonic dog when he's fucking you, makes it easier to fuck without feelings.
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
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