didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
I woke up hungover and reached for a glass of water only to realize too late that it was vodka sprite with my splooge in it.
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
And I was slip and sliding my life away on a giant tarp with tons of soap and bitches. Priorities man, priorities.
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
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