I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
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you threw up out the window, wiped your face with a twenty dollar bill, and threw that out the window too.
did we at least go back and get it?
how else do you think we got jack in the box...?
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar?
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
He raised his arm and dropped it in his sleep to smack himself awake. He knows his phone has an alarm clock right?
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There's 50 people in our house, none of them are wearing shirts. The keg has been relocated twice and our bathroom door is missing again...when will we ever learn?
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
I don't know if I'm more excited about getting chipotle or about getting laid
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
I just drunkenly signed my mortgage application...
Is this how the global financial crisis happened?
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