There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
u know whats better than using ur vibrator? using it w/ jeopardy on in the background and half moaning the correct final jeopardy question. yeah that just happened.
I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
The stripper on stage Is eating a mozzarella stick while on the pole....that's a new level of I don't give a fuck
I'll be honest, not actually surprised to find half a Big Mac box and bits of broken security glass by the sofa.
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
I have 39 hot sauces from Chipotle
It's like earning obesity badges
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
I just sat on the floor of my shower for 20 minutes to punish myself for drunk me's decisions.
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
Last time I "ran into him" I ended up with the clap and had to explain why the ladder was missing from the garage.
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