he keeps dipping things in ranch and feeding them to me
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
I finally got laid.. you said it wouldn't happen.
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Last thing i remember is pounding jager and puking in that nerds george foreman grill. Then i wake up this morning with some random tooth brush in my mouth
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
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Jesus, I think this onesie was designed to keep me from masturbating.
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
You poured all their beer into ziploc baggies so it would be "better on the go"
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