Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
I'm eating lunch next to a table of beautiful culturally-diverse women chattering away happily. It's like sitting next to a Yaz commercial.
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
Also I'm very proud of th fact that I walked my dog before bed. Drunk dog walking should be an Olympic sport; it takes SKILLS.
So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
Oh okay. That's fine. I'll buy us both dinner when you bail me out
It's a post jail date
Woke up, moved an empty handle of fireball to spit blood, then put the morning cigarette out in it.
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
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