really keith? you showed me your dick and your not gonna text me back
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
I'M GETTING MARRIED!
YOU'RE STILL MARRIED!
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Yea. I think between making the bride puke, feeling up the maid of honor, and sleeping with a bridesmaid. I did my part.
you inspire me to be a worse person
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Just lifeguarded a kid's party hungover so I could afford to go out drinking tonight. Circle of life shit goin on here.
Just drove past the dude that came in your sock
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That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
Last time i carry you out of a forest
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
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