I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
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Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
vodka bottle broke. scooping it out of the plastic tub with a shot glass into a sprite bottle using a ziplock bag as a funnel and straining the glass out with paper towels. good thursday night?
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
i was gonna do a lot worse than just throw cat food on you while you were passed out, but then you sleep vomited and i felt a little bad
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I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab
His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
You know you're getting old when 19 year olds you've met on tinder advise you that you should start looking for a wife and/or the mother of your children
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
Puked up breakfast after doing my first minze shot in a while, but that shot was to Trump losing the election, so it's all good.
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