How can something that makes you feel so good one day make you feel so bad the next?
Alcohol?
Sex with a fat chick.
Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
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His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
You looked up at me and said "I'm getting a mattress made out of this SHIT. Goodbye certa hellllllllo concrete!" then you started counting sheep
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
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its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
I brought a travel sized bottle of baby powder and sprinkled it on all of the couples making out on the wall in the basement
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
It's 2 am on the long weekend and what am I doing? Sitting alone in my room eating chips and queso and watching Rio. Fuck I need to get laid.
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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