I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
I hope God doesn't listen to everybody on a Saturday night.
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all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
dude i feel like at any given point 3/5 of that family is trying to fuck you
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
she sent me pictures of 3 different vaginas and if I could pick which one was hers i could sleep with her.
I was always good at matching as a child.
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S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
I just found out that there's a bar that has happy hour at 12 pm. It's like the universe doesn't want me to be sober
I'm more heavily invested in that tequila than you are
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
It's just a friend who is recently single and I'm going to heal his broken heart with my vagina
i left you alone for two hours TWO HOURS & when i got back i had to rush you to the hospital because you were covered in Smooth Away pads & drinking the bong water..
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