We're like a lot better than the average bears
he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
a stripper queefed in my friends mouth last night and it reminded me of you. miss you
Vodka and Eggs at 9:30AM = thank you, America.
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The amount of pregnancy tests I've taken in my life is unhealthy
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
I have got to stop getting laid on my lunch breaks. I AM SO HUNGRY RIGHT NOW.
Why are you always at the walk in clinic, Lady Chlamydia?
You're not allowed to make that my permanent nickname.
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
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I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
I don't know. I just thought I'd put my drinks in my bag and go on an adventure. Like a drunk Bilbo Baggins.
She's walking to the bar while holding a fifth of fireball, talking on the phone and puking like its nothing out of the ordinary
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
I never want to even look at fireball again because it reminds me of the night I died and then lived to tell the tale of how I died.
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
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