My hand turned me down
Have you ever noticed how boring internet porn is after you cum? I can't shut my computer fast enough.
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
I had to reschedule my trainer meeting so now I'm just here eating hot pockets
You asked to borrow my glasses for a moment. Then you whipped them at someone's head.
My mom found your leather pants in our guest room. She doesn't want to know why they are there, she just wants to know if you want them washed.
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
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