Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
My roommate has every episode of Full House. I'm going to fail my midterm tomorrow.
I know I'm all grown up when I don't have to take my pregnancy test in the store bathroom anymore.
Well the good news is my "i'm an adult" dinner party went well, they all brought wine and complimented my cooking abilities. the bad news is i woke up with the leftovers in my bed/on my face
On a separate but also a very relevant note, can we practice drinking wine like real people?
You invited the cop in for a "Celebrity shot"
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
I have feelings that need drinking.
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
I'm sorry, that really sucks. I'm in the bath eating lasagna and if anyone comes in here it's going to be bad news for them
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
How'd your date go last night?
Well I blacked out at 1:30 and woke up naked in not-my-date's bed with an uneaten Jimmy John's sandwich.
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
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