Ugh I have so many sins to confess tmw at church, you just made me think of many more I've made on that street alone
p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
I made my uber driver take a pit stop between clubs so we could restock on Xanax. #priorities
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
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