I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
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I'm making myself a nametag with my contact info and pinning it to myself like a kindergardenter in case I get lost when I black out on Sat.
Can we laminate it? Just to be safe.
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
I know we said we never would. But try fucking a fat guy. He put in so much more effort and then made me waffles.
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
Just remembered I said your cat looked delicious last night.
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So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
My relationship: I'm wearing batman panties and a tiara right now trying to get laid and he's doing dishes.
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
I'm pretty sure she tried to draw a self portrait out of her vomit. Then you tried to help, but passed out in the vomit.
Thanks for not letting me choke to death on my vomit last night
Thank you for attempting to organize my DVDs in chronological and alphbetical order
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