found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
It took me 40.8 seconds to take a dump at her house, I know because I timed myself.
Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
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You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.
You said you were going to take the sideview mirror to your own car so that nobody would steal it. Thats why you woke up with it.
The neighborhood kids rang the doorbell in the middle of my first bong rip to ask if they could use my trampoline for the thirtieth time today...I opened the door and pretended to puke up a shitload of smoke, I have never seen a more terrified group of children
I guess I really am the only person in this world who can successfully have a no-strings-attached threesome on the beach.
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Remind me to switch to jello when you decide to do shots off my ass. It's so much easier to clean than this pudding.
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
All I have in my purse is 10 cents and a plastic ducky.\nI can't explain last night.
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