I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
Just found a hundred dollar bill on the ground. Hope you're looking to drink tonight
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
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At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
Baked and hanging out with Al from Home Improvement's son. You can't make this shit up. Tuh-rippin balls
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
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I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
I just woke up hand cuffed to the bar and shirtless, so yeah I think I need you to come get me.
We need to feng shui this bitch.
Oh my god my purse is too heavy for me to dance with boys cause it has too many stolen sink faucets in it
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
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