i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
this morning i realized i came home with more condoms then i left. burn.
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
when you greet her, try not to lead with "this night will end with you on top of me". first impressions, bro.
I hooked up with a British man... Wiz Khalifa has your bra... Couldn't have been a more successful night!
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
The holidays are too long. I always run out of adderall before I run out of family. you got any left?
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
Look get the dick out ur mouth and answer the phone
I’m really upset they canceled the conference. Since the divorce I’ve been working out, I bought cute new outfits and even found a bikini I liked. Now it’s all online. You can’t get laid at a webinar
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