Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
My foreign exchange student got here today. I turned on man vs. food and told her that "this is all you need to know about America."
please remember that your boobs are bigger than your sisters. when you borrow her shirts they stretch and then shes left flapping in the breeze. dont borrow her clothes anymore. love dad.
coming out of a blackout being surrounded by Disney police was not as awesome as it sounds.
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I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
Want to come over? I'm getting stoned and watching Netflix and making s'mores over a candle in my room
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
your life is not complete until you watch a gaggle of murderous clowns dance to gangnam style.
also, what is the correct term for a shit ton of clowns?
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you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
I really don't know how I went from having a few drinks to waging war against ghosts in my apartment but here we are
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
Is it wrong for me to wish my cat had arms to get me a beer?
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