Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
How was the party last night?
There's a mountain bike in the middle of our apartment. No one will claim it.
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
You wanted to thank my penis. You wanted me to take the condom off so you could touch it and thank it.
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
my roommates tied me up with rope and duct tape then left me outside the door to the hot girls' suite on my floor, knocked on the door and ran away leaving me there with a sign that says free
Ask her if it hurt when she broke through earths crust as she ascended from hell
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
A 3am FaceTime to go to IHOP is the closest thing to a bootycall that I'm getting
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
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