Im so sleepy and hes snoring super loud! i just wanna suffocate him, sleep, and deal with the body when I wake up
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
Stories of my weekends have cause divorces, are you sure you wanna hang out?
Small children cheering my name. I am not a decent enough human being to feel comfortable with this.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
I told my dad my stomach hurt and he bet me ten bucks I couldn't throw up on command. He has no idea what I did last night and I got ten bucks.
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
when I type Christina's, my phone's predictive text assumes my next word is boobage
I'm ordering dildos in a santa hat. You?
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
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