i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
My family just legit passed around a fifth of Maker's Mark. Also, this is sort of a Thanksgiving tradition. Also, Maker's Mark is really good.
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
I can't wait to get home and brush the fuck outta my teeth.
Literally.
She left a blunt and poutine on my nightstand with a note saying "went to the gym. be ready for round three when I get back" I love Canadian chicks
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
There's a stripper getting there at 10 though so hopefully I'm out before the stripper gets there. I don't have time to deal with a stripper.
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
Are you alive? Cause this is my official "im actually alive" text.
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
It feels weird going to sleep without hugging the toilet goodnight
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