Haha she couldn't find her dress in the morning. So she left it. How do the hell do I discreetly return that to her at work. More importantly, how did she discreetly do the walk of shame??
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
there are seriously like six guinea pigs in my bathtub right now
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
I just found a half a joint in my bed. . .don't know if this qualifies as a proud moment or a cry for help
I need a nap, Harry Potter movies, and dick in this exact order after work.
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
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