I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date
My 11 year old cousin is wearing a Jane Austen fan club t shirt. I'm trying not to tear into her, but I'm five coronas deep and losing control.
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
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this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
Some old truck driver just made me smell his beard I hope tonight turns out better
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Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
My vagina is the only part of me that is pleased you lived through last night.
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
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