The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
You had already cockblocked me. The cops were just an assist.
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does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
3 things. 1) we need alcohol 2) we need alcohol 3) we need tortilla chips. Let's make a plan. Bro shakes and salsa.
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
Can you bring me the toilet please
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
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conclusion from last night: i should wear boob glitter more often
I used the line "you don't have enough pillows". Then left. Thought you should know.
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
I am downtown smoking a joint with Woody Harrelson...Because our car won't start. I will be there as soon as I can.
It was sweet, he carried me out of my bathroom after I passed out, built me a pillow fort so I wouldn't roll out of bed, set a glass of water on the table, and brought me a mixing bowl to puke in. Totally a sign we're more than just fuckbuddies.
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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