She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
You just got cockblocked by Conan O'Brien.
The saltiness of my tears mix perfectly with the tequila.
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so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
OMG the post office opened my dildo! "we sincerely regret the damage to your package"
listening to happy ending by mika while imagining him to run after me at an aiport in slow motion... also, dipping oreos in baileys. not taking this breakup well. at. all.
yeah, i found the sharpie that everyone use to sign my tits last night. its dead.
Dude, I need a lifestyle change. I'm to old to be making out with chicks in foam parties, letting older chicks get all excited because I let them put their hands up my shirt, and running around doing scavenger hunts with 18 yr old chicks.
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Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
going on a mission to find my pants and the guy who stole my beer don't wait up
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
And no one can masturbate with the sound of Bernie's voice in the background
Last night we proved the theory that "harder" is the worst rough sex safe-word ever.
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