i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
It must have been an amazing night, I have "my pants are responsible people" written on my pants in permanent marker.
The last text I sent him was about nachos. Frankly, if he can't respond positively to that he can fuck off...
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
He wants to buy me a drink to apologize for sending me a pic of his dick. Welcome to my life.
I was so drunk last night I couldn't see faces, only from the shoulders down.
i definitely signed you up to receive text message notifications from a jukebox last night. Not even sorry.
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
found my cat trying to steal a lighter to hide away for himself. cat what are you doing. don't pocket my lighter.
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
Randomize
