This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
and on the seventh day, God created megan fox
Getting pregnant off pre-cum is like getting high off erasers
Don't judge me. It was less weird than it sounds when we were in the moment and it was his birthday
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
okay i am so sorry that i pulled a knife on you last night but seriously that woman knows how to throw a party.
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
be warned: you might find a baby hampster in my bra
To drink from my fkask next to a cop car or to not drink from my flask next to a cop car
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
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