Very drunk. laura says hi. i can't find my pants. i think i'm in philly, but it might be jersey somewhere
Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
I think I'm still drunk and I think you were in my dream (sadly, it was not a sexual bill murray one).
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
How much money would it take for the bouncer to get us beers while we wait in line to get in?
$450 apparently whoopwhoop
I know it sounds all cute and shit that I wanted him to be with me last night, but it's not cute. I just wanted to fuck.
Waiting on the notification from my fitness pal that tells me I'm an alcoholic
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
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